Hygiene
Overview
Jason Genova is well known for his hygiene, or lack thereof. It is
commonly commented on by various Misfits and people in videos and
seems to be an ever present problem. When asked questions
regarding it, Jason tends to just laugh it off as if he is not
aware of the effect that it has on people, and how it makes him
look to them. This section will detail everything to do with
Jason's personal hygiene and body that is not related to his
musculature.
Odour
What is likely the only consistent thing about Jason is his body
odour. It is said to be very pungent and makes it almost
unbearable to be anywhere within a few feet of him. It has been
described by Miscers who have visited him as a sort of past
expiration date cheese mixed with an alarmingly strong general
B.O. smell. Andrew had this to say about it: "Sometimes he
stinks like a combo of urine & sweat and sometimes he
doesn't smell at all. It's usually a tossup." It is most
likely caused by a combination of several key factors that we can
speculate on:
1. Jason is notorious for not washing his clothes, seeing as how
the majority of his shirts have giant stains on them coming in a
whole spectrum of colors. What he most likely does is work out in
a set of clothes, throw it on the floor for a few days and then
pick it up and use it again, meaning that if by some chance he did
not smell before putting on the shirt, he certainly would after.
It is up in the air whether or not Jason knows how to use a
washer/dryer, it seems unlikely though.
2. It is doubtful that Jason showers often, this combined with
living in the Florida heat, regular workouts, and long shifts at
Pubelicks makes a recipe for a stench, the power of which builds
rapidly over time.
3. Jason does not use deodorant. It is also unknown if he would
know how. He does however occasionally use Drakkar Noir, a
fragrance for men by Guy Laroche. It was given to him by his
mother as a birthday present, former coath Adam has also stated
that he owns it as well. Not surprisingly, Jason also uses this
cologne wrong as he pretty much just sprays a shit ton on without
showering, essentially adding a thin layer of perfume to the other
variety of smells that his body houses, Andrew has commented on
this before saying that it's kind of a rotten sweet smell.
Jason typically refers to his B.O. as "odour eaters," and laughs
hysterically whenever it's brought up. Andrew coined the nicknames
"The Stinky Sith Lord" and "Pig Pen."
The only good thing about Jason's odour is that it is probably the
only thing currently keeping Brad at bay, as he is very vocal
about the stench and will rarely get within a few feet of Jason.
Surprisingly, there are few recorded instances of Jason farting,
which is interesting considering his diet which consists of a lot
of fast food and protein shakes. What is more likely though is
that whatever Jason lets loose is completely overshadowed by the
rest of his smells and it gets lost in the other odours.
Hair and Facial Hair
Jason was blessed with pretty good hair genetics. For being in his
early 30s, his hairline has not even begun to show signs of
receding or thinning, and he is easily able to grow a full thick
beard. Jason being Jason though, what he has chosen to do with
these gifts is an entirely different story.
Jason generally keeps his hair on top in a pretty average buzz
cut, but has previously gotten what he called the "Jay Cutler
Haircut" which looked good on the day he got it, when the stylist
most likely put some gel or wax in and styled it for him. After
that though Jason never used any product to keep it that way so it
essentially looked like a classic bowl cut, similar to the one
Simple Jack had in Tropic Thunder. Needless to say it looked
pretty fucking stupid. Another time he looked pretty aesthetic was
when he went to Ace's barber shop and got a haircut which he said
made him look like "PJ Braun's brother." Once again he looked good
for one day:
Jason's beard genetics are similarly wasted on him as he has
claimed multiple times that Pubelix does not allow their employees
to have beards. He did say that they allow their employees to wear
a mustache, but he expressed reluctance to grow one. Jason did
however sport a fake mustache for My Story Part 8. It had poor
synergy with his buzz cut at the time, but the general consensus
among Genova's Witnesses is that he looked aesthetic as fuark with
a stache. In addition, Jason's shaving skills are pretty bad and
he commonly misses large chunks of his face leaving behind random
patches of hair that is very visible on his constant Instagram
posts.
