Cliff notes of the Jason Genova saga

Cliff notes of the Jason Genova saga

 

Jason Genova is always running, running, running, toward his destiny! Where will he end up in his epic bodybuilding journey? Genova's Witnesses have been tuning in to the ultimate underdog story for 7 years to find out.



My Story Era (July 2009 - November 2012)



-In summer 2009, a chubby boy named Jason Genova uploads a video to YouTube called My Storie Part 1 where he proclaims his desire to become a pro bodybuilder. There seems to be something "off" about this young man, but nobody can quite put their finger on what. His delusions and penchant for outrageous and unintentionally hilarious quotes make his videos a cult comedy hit. He and his crew (Jonas, Joey Joe Joe and Angel J) continue to upload My Story videos, Jason starts calling out pro bodybuilders and going on impromptu rants against his "haters". The first major event that propels Jason to fame is when he calls out bodybuilder Mark Alvisi, earning him attention from PJ Braun, Aaron Singerman, Ron Harris, and Layne Norton. At this time, Genova is somewhat well known on bodybuilding.com's Misc forum but is pretty much unknown everywhere else. (Video)

-Jason earns his first arch-rival in Josh Foxx, who used to work at the Gold's Gym frequented by Genova. He constantly mocks Genova for all of his obvious deficiencies. The feud spans a solid year culminating in Josh making a mockumentary of Jason's "My Storie Part 1". Somewhat surprisingly, Josh Foxx receives an overwhelmingly negative response to this video, proving that Genova's Witnesses may enjoy poking fun at Jason, but deep down they are also protective of him from skinny phaggot haters like Josh Foxx. (Video)

-Jason claims that he competed in a bodybuilding show and took 3rd place in it, and he shows off his 3rd place medal on video. However, one viewer claims to have checked the record of the bodybuilding show that was named, and didn't find Jason listed as one of the competitors. What's more, another viewer notices that Jason's medal does not actually say 3rd but rather '03, suggesting that it denotes the year 2003.

-Jason appears on a radio show with Aaron Singerman. He relays a message from Lee Priest who calls Jason out, calling him "retarded" and expressing doubt about his claims that he knows science. This sparks Jason's first ever celebrity feud. Jason insists that he's not retarded, and says that he is now coming out of the closet about being ADD, ODD and dyslexia, comparing himself to Lou Ferrigno. PJ Braun also calls into the show, marking Jason's innocuous first meeting with his future crush "PeeJay." (Video)

-People begin to seriously question whether Genova is for real or if he's just a brilliant Andy Kaufman-esque troll. He releases a video where he's in a gazebo and says that he's about to demonstrate a "crescent kick", a move he learned from the 80s. "Nobody knows about this technique but me." He runs up to the gazebo railing, does a little hop and awkwardly kicks his legs up backwards. The self proclaimed "former semi pro UFC fighter" also shows off his own invention, the "palm kick" where he kicks and punches simultaneously for a devastating double blow. Oh how I wish this video was still around, it was possibly the funniest one of all time.

-Jason hooks up with a new camera man named Andrew, and he starts filming videos of Jason working out in the gym instead of the documentary style My Story videos. Andrew's witty commentary and Jason's interactions with various members of the gym give the videos a strong sitcom style. It proves to be a winning formula and his infamy continues to grow.

-Even after Andrew becomes his regular camera man, Jason and his old crew still occasionally release a new My Story installment, the newest ones being My Story Part 6 and My Story Part 7: Macho Man. The latter is quickly flagged and deleted by YouTube due to being inappropriate. Jason spends most of the video calling some girl ugly with braces ugly ("I never wanna have kids with you, the kid will come out all ugly with braces on!"). (Video)

-Jason competes in a bodybuilding show in West Palm Beach. The footage of Jason posing on stage looks hilariously similar to an episode of the comedy show Workaholics where one of the characters competes in a bodybuilding show. An incident also occurs where Jason gets horny as fuck and chases a bikini figure model across the stage while she's doing her routine. (Video)

-After finding out that Ron Harris has been mocking Jason, he calls out Ron for being on steroids. He even goes over to the Muscular Development forums and gets into a flame war with him, to the great amusement of all spectators. Ron and Jason eventually reconcile and even meet up. Jason trains with and receives advice from Ron, all of which he promptly ignores. (Video)

-Jason trains (for FREE of course) with Skip LaCour, who gives Jason solid advice, diet and nutrition plans and free personal training, all of which Jason ignores. (Video)

-Jason shows off his autographed Lou Ferrigno picture, and claims that Lou is a big fan of his. After receiving criticism from fans for not knowing how to cook and eating the exact same three microwaved meals every day, The Iron Chef sets out to prove that he eats a wide variety of healthy foods, and attempts to demonstrate by cooking some oatmeal. It becomes hilariously obvious that he has never cooked oatmeal in his life after he just sticks the dry oatmeal in the microwave without adding water and ends up burning it. (Video)

-Jason competes in the "Abz of Adoniss" show at about 16% body fat, claiming to finish in 2nd place out of 3 competitors; the guy he finished ahead of had a torn bicep. In the post contest interview conducted by Andrew, the backwards-shirt-wearing Jason says that he did not expect to face such strong competition. When Andrew tells Jason that he should have expected to face competitors with good physiques at a bodybuilding show, Jason says his now famous quote "Yeah but sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win." (Video)

-Jason and Andrew film a video at 24 Hour Fitness, and Jason reads a letter on camera from a fan with a cuckolding fetish who wants his girlfriend to live with Jason for a while. They get kicked out of the gym and Andrew actually has his membership terminated for filming. (Video)

-The alpha wolf of Delray Fitness, Big Richard, threatens to kill Jason and dump his body in the Everglades because he had been talking dirty to his daughter over Facebook the night before. Jason shrinks away and claims that he had no idea who the girl was. The next day, Jason arrives at the gym one hour late, conveniently after Big Richard has left, denies that he's avoiding Big Richard and keeps showing up to the gym late, claiming that his alarm clock didn't go off. Eventually, Jason and Big Richard meet again and the two make up. Big Richard even offers to help Jason find a girl on Plenty Of Fish who'll suck his dick. (Video)


PJ Braun Era (November 2012 - November 2013)


The dawn of the PJ Braun era, The infamous leg workout video at Busy Body Fitness


-Jason gets sponsored by a supplement company called Iron Mag Labs via PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman. The two had been longtime fans of Jason since 2009, and PJ had recently taken Jason through a leg workout video which left Jason collapsed on the ground grabbing his tallywacker, and on the verge of vomiting. PJ and Aaron give him free supplements (including pro hormones) and offer him $1,000 if he wins a local bodybuilding show. (Video)

-Soon after Jason realizes his lifelong dream of being sponsored, and $1,000 being up for grabs if he wins a bodybuilding show, he decides that now is the perfect time to take a 2 week vacation from the gym, it's so sickening. This is a foreshadowing of what's to come in the Iron Mag Labs era.

-YouTube fitness celebrity Ian McCarthy makes a video professing that he enjoys Jason's videos, and that people shouldn't put him down because he's probably autistic. This infuriates Jason since he is not autism. He goes on an extended rant where he threatens to strangle Ian, calls him skinny and says that he's a rich kid whose dad owns BP, the multi billion dollar oil company. In reality, his dad only works as an engineer or something for BP, how Jason equated that with owning the entire company is beyond me. (Video)

-Jason reunites with his old crew to film another My Story video, part 7 (not to be confused with the original My Story Part 7: Macho Man, which was deleted). Its release generates a huge amount of controversy, because Jason does outrageous stunts in it like lighting his head on fire, riding on top of an SUV, and the producers are clearly making fun of him. Much to the displeasure of PJ Braun, it also includes a scene of Jason devouring an entire chicken in less than five minutes as two girls in the restaurant stare in disgust. (Video)

-PJ Braun orders Jason never to hang around with the Jonas crew again, threatening to cut off his sponsorship if he does not comply. Jason tells his old producers to get lost and they have an ugly split, and they delete his original YouTube channel in revenge. Only a few of the My Story videos are able to be salvaged on other channels after this.

-Jason goes over to PJ's house to be lectured on his involvement with the Jonas crew, and for a posing tutorial, resulting in the now legendary Jason posing at PJ's house video, which becomes one of the most viewed Jason Genova video of all time. Jason receives the red posing trunks from PJ and cherishes them a little too much from that point on. The red posing trunks will make several guest appearances in later episodes. (Video)

-Jason, as a "sponsored athlete" of Blackstone Labs (PJ and Aaron's new company), gets bags of pro hormones, pre workouts etc., PJ buys hundreds of dollars worth of groceries for him so he will have no excuses for not eating correctly to make gains while cutting. Things are looking promising for Genova to finally get jacked, what can possibly go wrong? (Video)

-PJ writes up an idiot proof diet plan, this proves impossible for Jason to follow and he admits to cheating on his diet. PJ and Aaron hit upon the genius idea of making a Jason proof diet: it consists of as much eggs, beef, mustard and water as Jason wants, and only those things. This results in the infamous microwaved slab of frozen beef and microwaved egg videos, making it apparent that Jason has never cooked anything in his life, by extension meaning his diet is entirely fast food/microwave meals. Who knows what happened to all the fresh food PJ bought Jason, he obviously didn't know how to cook it. (Video)

-Iron Mag Labs drops Jason's sponsorship due to his lack of progress, but PJ and Aaron continue to sponsor him through their own supplement company, Blackstone Labs. Jason cries after being dropped by Iron Mag Labs, even though he has put zero effort into his diet and training. (Video)

-A mysterious figure named Chad emerges. The first evidence of his existence is when "Jason" starts to write descriptions for his videos, and replies to comments on his videos in a surprisingly literate manner. Chad is a marketing student who fancies himself as Jason's new manager and promises him lots of subscribers if he'll give him control of all his online accounts. He offers to give Jason a new HD camera so he can film his own videos when Andrew isn't around. Andrew warns Jason not to give his info out to strangers. Jason ignores him, Chad takes control and starts changing video titles/keywords/various other things. Andrew is not happy that Jason ignored his warnings and put the YouTube channel in danger by freely giving out the password. The last straw is when Jason starts making up stupid lies, like Andrew demanding to be paid for filming a video, so Andrew quits as Jason's producer.

-Andrew announces plans to start up his own YouTube show, tentatively titled "The Big Richard Show" after being encouraged by fans on The Misc to not stop filming after breaking up with Jason. He decides on the title "Delray Misfits" and episode 1 debuts, focusing on members of Delray Fitness other than Jason. (Video)

"Womens only worth in this world is their looks doesn't matter if a girl is a lawyer, if she's fat she's still scum." --Jason Genova

-Jason's obsession with subscribers and increasingly erratic behavior causes a huge backlash from his fans. Blackstone Labs drops Jason's sponsorship after Jason (overwhelmed with hatred and trolls for his actions toward Andrew) threatens suicide on Facebook. (Video)

-Jason continues to pester PJ, demanding money, texting him twenty times a day ... eventually PJ and Aaron hand Jason $500 as "severance" and cut all contact. Coathless and without a producer, Jason has officially hit rock bottom, and makes a series of webcam videos bemoaning how mean the world is and how hard life is and how much pressure he is under.

-Jason and Andrew reconcile, although Andrew still does not take the reins as his producer again, refusing to be drawn into Jason's sociopathic and using ways. He continues to film Delray Misfits episodes for his own channel with Jason now appearing, and also helps film Jason for his channel, but doesn't edit and upload the videos for him anymore. Delray Fitness comes under new ownership and is renamed World Gym. The new owners briefly try to ban filming in the gym, endangering The Ment, but Andrew negotiates an understanding between them. Jason Genova megathreads go into full swing on The Misc, explode with comments, fan made lulz and Genova Quotes. Andrew also becomes active in the threads and answers questions about The Dark Lord. The Jason Genova saga is on its way to becoming a global phenomenon.


Adam Era (November 2013 - May 2014)



-Jason spins his wheels for a brief period before Adam, the boot camp trainer who PJ hooked Jason up with a few months ago for some extra cardio steps up to the plate. Forum users and YouTube viewers initially loathe Adam and mock his CrossFit methods, his shirtlessness, bald head, and cocky demeanour.

-Adam is spending more and more time with the Sith Lord, but without much progress, Adam gets visibly frustrated. Adam is training with Jason one on one every day now, this is the most hands on dedicated coathing that Jason has received in his life, but he still makes torturously slow progress.

-Adam gets the idea to make a funny video where he surprise visits Jason at his condo and raids his fridge and cupboards for junk food. What ensues is a rather depressing video which gives previously unknown insight into Jason's home life. His condo is bought and paid for by his grandma, and he has no idea how to use the dishwasher or washing machine. He has bags and bags of supplements and pro hormones which he got for free by showing up to supplement stores and refusing to leave until he got some free samples. He also has a sizable cache of unopened Blackstone Labs supplements left over from the PJ Braun Era, which may confirm PJ's suspicions that Jason never actually used the supplements that he was given; Jason's mom forbids him from using them anymore because they clash with his medication for his mental disabilities, and he had to go to the hospital twice for high blood pressure. At one point Jason asks his mom, "People think I'm retarded, I'm not retarded, I'm ADD OCD and dyslexic, right mom?" she looks at the floor, says, "Yes" then leaves the room. (Video)

-Adam arranges for Jason to work out with Ronnie Coleman and Vitaly, a famous YouTube prankster. The owner of the gym is a Miscer (the gym is literally called BBC - Boynton Barbell Center) and gets on the bad side of Witnesses when he almost forbids Jason from attending because he hates him. The gym is also quite shit, looks like a dentist's office with plain white walls and doesn't even have any goddamn mirrors (the owner's reasoning is something along the lines of, "Hurr, this is a hardcore powerlifting gym, only fags need to look at themselves in the mirror, durr"). brb, drinking fountain right beside the shitter. Adam threatens to not do the workout with Ronnie at all in the gym if the owner doesn't let Jason come, so he eventually caves. During the video, Jason offends Adam by trying to impress Ronnie by telling him, "PJ Braun is my coach" right in front of Adam. (Video)

-Adam, who used to be a cop, brings back his old detective skills and goes into stalking mode because he doesn't understand why Jason hasn't shown much progress. He finds out that Jason has been getting coffee with cream and XXL Milky Way bars because he hilariously keeps incriminating evidence on his person in the form of stuffing his wallet full of receipts. Adam gets really mad and personally chews out Jason on camera, J-Cream says he's sorry and he won't do it anymore. (Video)

-Adam finds out Jason had some pizza slices. J-Crust denies it at first but admits it later. Rather than feel remorseful about cheating on his diet, he instead gets mad at his mom for ratting him out. Adam makes Jason do more and more burpees every day, and stalks him at work to see what he brought for lunch. He makes Jason message him a picture of every meal. Jason gets out of doing burpees for a while because he is complaining about his hip.

-Jason's hours as a bagboy at Publix are revealed, he works under twenty hours a week. Adam talks to the manager in a bid to get Jason more hours or maybe even a promotion to stockboy or cashier. Jason claims to be good at math and when Adam tests him on it, he surprisingly knows basic arithmetic. Jason is possibly at his leanest phase ever. Body fat is somewhere around 14-15% after weeks of hard work.

-Adam leaves on a holiday to Fiji for a week. He returns and made the unwise decision to trust Jason to pick him up from the airport. Jason switches his phone off and pretends to have forgotten, he then changes his story to having to work. Jason is noticeably fatter. His body fat comes in at 16%. He maintains that he has not cheated on his diet, even when confronted with the fact that he has gotten fatter in a week.

-Trolls tell Adam that Genova went to Burger King. When Adam confronts Jason with these accusations, he has an epic temper tantrum and denies everything. He manages to clear his name when Adam takes him to the drive through window of Burger King and asks the employee there if she recognizes this man. She says that Jason used to be a regular there, but she hasn't seen him in a long time. The Iron Serial Killer gives Adam a stone cold stare and says, "I told you bro." (Video)

-Adam and Bri take Jason out for his birthday to dinner and bowling. Jason hoverhands Bri in every photograph.

-Pudding Head gets trolled by somebody pretending to be Craig Titus, one of Jason's bodybuilding idols who is currently in prison for murder. Jason announces that he's going to do a video with Craig Titus, who will take him through a hardcore "prison rape dungeon workout." (Video)

-Jason comes over to Adam's house late at night unannounced. Adam says that Bri is in a bad mood because she entered a CrossFit competition and didn't do very well. Bri starts PMSing/roid raging at Adam. The Iron Serial Killer gives her an ice cold stare and utters, "Calm down Bri." (Video)

-Genova trains with a fan (Misc user Mingrey) and afterward his girlfriend asks Jason to show her his "lightsaber" (his dick) in a parking lot. Mingrey insists that he was only trying to create some ments, but lots of backlash ensues from Witnesses who say that he crossed the line. Jason doesn't seem to care about his dignity and is only concerned with the video blowing up in views. It's eventually deleted by YouTube censors. The next day, Genova claims in a phone call with a Witness that he banged the guy's girlfriend afterwards. (Video) (phone call)

-Genova tests his bodyfat and it comes in at 15.7%, increasing by about 1% from a week earlier. He threatens to starve himself like a teenage girl. Adam states that he is fed up and demands Jason come to boot camp every day and puts him back on burpees and running, reasoning that if he can't force Jason to eat healthy then he will damn well run off all the carbs he is consuming. Jason's barely moving body fat levels indicate that it's a lot of carbs.

-Jason makes a video, shopping with his mother. His mother complains about being on a budget, Jason whines incessantly, "I want the big one, mom. NAHHHT that one, the big one!" and otherwise is his complaining needy self. His mom, obviously torn between Jason wanting to keep up the pretense of eating healthy and her assertion that she is a nutritionist, struggles with Jason on what to buy. The result is hilarity as they argue over pre-cut salads (which she argues that Jason never eats) sugary cereal, which is obviously what Jason eats a lot of, is substituted for a slightly less sugary version. Jason takes the video down after the backlash, but it's quickly re-uploaded by someone else. (Video)

-Adam gives Genova an ultimatum that unless he gets down to 13% he will not be allowed to work out with his hero Richard Gaspari, who once won the Arnold Classic and is now a supplement company kingpin. He has until the 22nd of March. Genova cuts out water, starts taking diuretics and using the sauna on a daily basis in a last ditch effort to lose weight. Body fat test shows a result of 13.8% and he receives the name J-Sith.

-Genova admits that he has been cheating on his diet with granola bars. Granolaing. Causing more consternation and exasperation on Adam's part, as Jason seems to be trying his hardest to sabotage himself despite Adam putting in massive amounts of time with Jason.

-Genova tests his body fat and it puts him back at 14.5%. Genova becomes J-Crust again. Will not admit that he has cheated on his diet. Ironically, Jason's practice of dehydrating himself in order to lose weight may be backfiring on him since it is believed that dehydrating one's self will actually cause the electronic body fat tester to read it as higher than usual. Adam stresses that if he is not 13% he will not be participating in the Gaspari video. Genova has possibly developed an eating disorder, starving himself and then gorging on junk.

-Jason's old producer Jonas re-emerges; now that PJ Braun has cut ties with Jason he is no longer under any obligation to stay away from Jonas. The two make a video together and say that they are now friends again. They blame all the controversies with My Story Part 7 and Jason's old channel being deleted on Joe Skee, who has now been kicked out of the crew. The scapegoating of Joe Skee sounds suspicious, but Adam reluctantly allows him to hang around with Jason but says that he'll be keeping his eye on him (sickening father figure Adam who's like 2 years older than Jason). Genova has been in the studio with Jonas recording "The Spaniard Shuffle", a poverty techno beat that Jason and Jonas are adamant will make them millions. (Video)

-The Anti Ment Bri almost backs over Jason with her truck while he's doing squats in an attempt to assassinate The Ment. Genova's Witnesses discover that Jason receives a monthly shot of a powerful anti psychosis drug called haloperidol. There have been studies linking the medication to permanent brain damage, which may explain why Jason seems to be less lucid than he was years ago. Adam states that Jason just got his shot, and he's extremely "out of it" for a few days. This leads to the infamous incident where Adam asks Jason to autograph a shaker cup being sent to a fan, and Jason writes, "Janoy Cresva" on it. (Video)

-Janoy meets Richard Gaspari at the same BBC gym where they met Former Ronnie. Jason brings his mother along. Mother displays erratic behaviour, intimating it would not be a bad thing if Jason hanged himself. Asks Adam to see how hard her muscles are. She appears to hit on Richard Gaspari, later calling him a, "Nice looking little Italian boy." She is also wearing bizarre attire and in short comes across as a female alcoholic version of Jason. Jason gets shown how to do exercises for shoulders and delts correctly, promptly reverts to usual form. (Video)

-BBC gym owner's younger brother Brendan is like an even more douchey version of Bostin Loyd (if that's even possible); he has the same gay sounding lisp, dim-wittedness and douche face. He freaks out over a small drop of water that Jason spilled on the floor and makes him clean it up. So much for it being a hardcore powerlifting gym. This draws the ire of Witnesses. It's also discovered that he lied about being co-owner of the gym and in reality his brother just lets him hang around there to keep his idiot little brother out of trouble. He gets relentlessly trolled by Witnesses and eventually has to make an apology video with Jason where Brendan gets down on all fours and cleans up some water himself. (Video)

-Genova manages to release a video with crumbs on his mouth and cream smeared on his face (you can't make this up). Insists it was a protein shake. His story and the evidence say otherwise. Maintains it was a protein shake even in the face of relentless interrogation by Adam. Twitches, hands clawening, high voice, wild eyes prove that Jason is lying. Genova is back to J-Cream. (Video)

-Andrew takes Genova to the gun range. At one point he carelessly points a loaded gun at Andrew almost killing him. (Video)

-Adam helps Genova open his first bank account at age 29. All his money went to his mother, who presumably withheld it and spent it on booze judging by her actions. She eventually finds out about Jason's bank account and confiscates all his money.

-Genova weighs in at a lean 181 pounds and visible abs start to show for the first time in his life. Adam leaves for another vacation, a cruise. During the whole Adam Era, Jason tends to be depressed and lethargic from all the dieting, but while Adam is away he is unusually jolly and energetic, suggesting that he is pigging out to his heart's content.

-Genova picks up Adam and Bri from the airport. During the drive home, Genova claims to have sold the rights to one of his videos to Nickelodeon (????????). Jason's body fat is up again and it's obvious that he hasn't trained at all while Adam was away, and rather than admit that he cheated on his diet, Jason claims that it was from "shooting testosterone." How taking steroids would result in fat gain is beyond me. Miraculously, Adam buys the story, and he forces Jason to go on camera and admit that he took steroids. This possibly makes Jason Genova the first ever reverse fake natty, who pretends to be on steroids but actually isn't. (Video)

-A big shitstorm arises at the Jason Genova megathread on The Misc: a moderator named pUniCepts gets mad about all the Genova threads, doesn't understand the Jason Genova saga, locks the threads and calls out Genova's Witnesses for "making fun of a retard." his attempt to white knight Genova hilariously backfires when The Spaniard himself makes a video calling the "narrator" "Poonycheeps" a faggot. In a rage, Poonycheeps bans all Genova talk on the board. This decision is soon reversed by higher ups after a significant backlash, and the threads are re-opened. Poonycheeps is extremely butthurt and plots his revenge.

-Andrew and Genova head to the mall, in an attempt to recreate some of the magic from a legendary mall video that they had done years prior, this time with a toy lightsaber in Jason's belt. The video fails to live up to expectations, but we do discover that Genova never finished high school, which isn't really a surprise. (Video)

-Genova skips morning boot camp. Claims laryngitis. 6 hours later he is over it. Really can't make this stuff up. Adam is getting frustrated because Genova is making no progress. He weighs in at 187 pounds. He got fat again.

-Genova starts boxing lessons with JT. He quickly dumps Apollo Cream after he starts begging for money and posting emotional Facebook statuses. He also seems rather disturbed by Jason claiming he did "Pay for gay" in the past. JT says, "I can't be having that."

-Adam and Tucker go to pick up Genova to go out to the nightclub Renegades. When Adam arrives at Genova's place and calls for him, he doesn't respond. Adam lets himself in, briefly catches Jason standing around in his house completely naked. (Video)

-Ian McCarthy, who is no longer under Genova's wrath, visits Delray Beach and trains with Jason. He and his girlfriend stay in Genova's condo for a few days and make a few sickening videos. Jason admits to taking pre-workouts before and after workouts, at night, basically drinking them all the time, even eating the powder straight. This helps explain why Jason can be regularly seen posting Star Wars videos on his Facebook until 4:30 AM, and then shows up to the gym at 5:30 AM for a video. We don't care about sleep, we're freaks! (Video)

-Adam quits, citing his wife's displeasure with him spending all his time with Jason, a new business venture, and Jason's woeful motivation levels (Jason protests and insists that he's "pushing himself to the ultimate limit of physics"). This marks the official end of the Adam Era. He has so far been the most successful out of all of Jason's coaths, getting the Sith Lord down to about 180 pounds and 13/14% body fat in his prime. (Video)


Hindenburg Era (May 2014 - October 2014) 

The Hindenburg devouring chocolate covered strawberries, stem and all, during the infamous Golden Corral buffet video

 


-Ian McCarthy is now Genova's new coath. Sickened by his visit and basking in The Ment, Ian actually wants to coath Genova and believes he can succeed where no one else has and get Genova in shape. "Ian MacThey" says that he will live with Jason for 3 months during the summer.

-JG getting fatter by the day without Adam breathing down his neck. According to his Instagram and Facebook he claims to be back on steroids or "skillets" but whether The Iron Reverse Fake Natty is telling the truth or not is anyone's guess. "I've gained ten pounds of solid muscle in a week bro."

-Misc narrator Poonycheeps locks the Genova thread in a surprise revenge attack and starts his own thread about JG. When people refuse to post in his thread he deletes seven 250+ post threads worth of Genova content and bans the creation of any more. He tries to bait Genova's Witnesses into flaming him so he has an excuse to ban them, then lies about receiving harassing e-mails and phone calls from Witnesses and says that he conveniently deleted all the evidence because he was so traumatized. Witnesses are forced to temporarily flee to FitMisc, which is notorious for being a cesspool made up entirely of people who have been banned from The Misc (which is already bad enough). Poonycheeps is eventually defeated yet again and the thread is opened back up.

-Ian reneges on his plan to live with and train The Iron Serial Killer, presumably after seeing the deterioration of Janoy without the guiding hand of Adam to keep him somewhat in shape, and reasoning (rightly), that Janoy truly is a lost cause.

-Jason announces that he's taking a break from YouTube for a week because he's under a lot of stress (who can blame him with those grueling 20 hour work weeks). No one believes that The Iron Attention Whore can do it. One day later, he makes a video letting everyone know that his break from making videos is going really well. Seriously can't even make this shit up. It quickly becomes apparent to fans that when Jason said that he's taking a week long break from videos, what he actually meant was that he's taking a week long break from lifting. (Video)

-Jason, after soliciting up to $200 online from shoutout donations, spends $158.99 on a necklace for some bipolar whore from New York. Mike B aka "TheRage191" hears about this and succeeds in getting said necklace from said whore, but not before Jason makes a video calling TheRage a hater and declaring his undying love for "Erica." Jason avoids all mentions of this when quizzed on camera by Andrew, fidgeting and avoiding eye contact. (Video)

-Jason confirmed not to be training, he has had approximately four workout sessions in a month and a half since Adam dropped him. The muscle loss and fat gain is evident, though Jason maintains all the fat is muscle. Jason refuses to train unless someone is filming him and looks like complete shit. He balloons back up to 21% body fat, content deteriorates to unwatchable levels, future looks bleak for a coathless Janoy in zombie mode. Jason actually runs away from the camera for the first time in his life after the 21% body fat diagnosis.

-Jason's old producer Jonas gets a lot of accusations that he wants to use Jason's fame to take all the profits from the track "The Spaniard Shuffle". To prove that he's not exploiting Jason, he sets up a fake record deal/contract signing where he has Jason sign a number of documents in the presence of a "lawyer" named Scott Miller who is unshaven, clearly high, and is struggling to read a script written on an off camera cue card. It looks suspiciously like Jonas just found a homeless guy and dressed him up in a suit. The whole farce is unintentionally hilarious and is the first watchable thing that Jason has put out since being dropped by Adam. (Video)

-Jason affirms to Andrew that he is learning to be an air conditioning technician, going to wrestling school, going to compete in a "powerlifting show", getting a supplement deal with Liquid Gold Nutrition (pissening) and flying to Ohio to sign the contract. How much, if any, of this is ever going to happen is questionable.

-Jason's stepsisters begin to emerge in the YouTube comments section of Jason's videos, and later join the Jason Genova thread on The Misc. They reveal some interesting info: Jason's real father Gary P Genova is still alive and living in California, Jason's mother is an insane alcoholic (not really a surprise to anyone who has followed the saga) who neglects Jason. Jason's family is revealed to be very wealthy, Rosov is his mother's maiden name. His mom is living off a trust fund, thus making Jason's menial bagboy job at Publix even more pointless. Pictures of Jason's uncle surface, family resemblance is uncanny. He was a professional chef in Beverly Hills, which in light of the family wealth coming from restaurants vs Jason's patent inability to create a basic meal is hilarious. Jason is not a Frantzen and the Frantzen name actually has nothing to do with Jason besides his mother marrying a Frantzen and then remarrying and divorcing another man subsequently. The stepsisters resent them using the Frantzen name as the Rosov/Genova clan are obviously all potato.

-An obscure cooking video is discovered on YouTube made by Jason's uncle, a professional chef. Witnesses promptly swamp the comments section and ask him if he'll do some microwave ground beef and scambald eggs next.

-Jonas begins hyping up a new installment in the My Story franchise, part 8. After pushed back release dates and nearly a month of promotion from Dark Lord Pissious and the Rat Prick Jonas, it's finally released to universal derision. It's like a half assed copy of My Story Part 7 that mostly features The Pillsbury Doughboy waddling around the streets of Delray Beach and posing awkwardly as the Rat King asks random strangers if they know who Janoy Cresva is. The only slightly redeeming feature is the brief Attorney Scott Miller cameos and a phone call where Jason finds out that his mom stole all the money in his bank account. (Video)

-Adam Pollard appears on the scene. Jason has the sense to only bring it up off camera as Pollard slowly gains his trust and convinces Jason that his yet to be launched supplement company "Pollard Nutrition" wants him as a figurehead for products such as "Liquid Gold". Pollard releases numerous videos talking about his supplement company. Witnesses are not sure what to make of it, 99% of their brains acknowledge that it's probably a troll, yet Pollard's masterful delivery creates that 1% of doubt and intrigue. After numerous contract wangles, where Jason hasn't yet signed Pollard's contract, cracks begin to show and Jason (with help from someone) becomes aware that all is not as it seems with Pollard Nutrition. Pollard releases desperate videos asking why Jason hasn't signed yet as his troll job falls apart.

-Pollard admits it was all a troll job with a ridiculous video culminating in a CGI bullet smashing the lens. No word from Jason on what he thought of the whole Pollard Nutrition farce.

-The Monkey Prick meme comes to fruition after Facebook poster Alex Johnson leaves a picture comment of what looks like a half man/half monkey with a striking similarity to Jason on all of Jason's Facebook statuses and unwatchable poverty Star Wars video links. Alex captions the photo comment with "Monkey Prick" and it just starts to spread like wildfire. Jason is asked by Andrew on camera what he thinks about the nickname "Monkey Prick" and Jason is clearly aggravated by it, which eggs on even more people to call him Monkey Prick.

-Joe Skee, who supposedly was just released from Rikers Island prison for selling meth to young children rejoins the Jonas crew and interviews Jason and some creature named Deeana who can only be described as, "The offspring of two fat people." Joe Skee continues to question whether Jason has shown the foul beast his lightsaber and whether or not he wants to engage in intercourse, to which Jason successfully avoids giving a true answer. (Video)

-Deeana is staying with Genova and Janoy acts coy, but it is plain to see that Jason has hooked up with a female version of himself with no more brain cells, but a lot more cunning. As a degenerate moocher herself, Jason's mother recognizes Deeana for what she is and kicks her out, banning her from staying at Jason's condo. Jason continues to sneak her in at night. We never learn if he got a bang bro, or if the two of them just pigged out while watching Star Wars a million times in a row. She eventually disappears.

-Jason comes dangerously close to going full retard, releasing a bizarre video where he shows up to the gym wearing a woman's tank top and his shorts hiked up to his stomach. He giggles incessantly about his body odour and constantly spouts nonsensical lines like, "Sticky bandits, like Elmer's glue, huehuehuehue!" Andrew remarks, "Oh my god, what's wrong with you today? You're like drooling and shit!" The haloperidol may have finally taken its toll on Janoy Cresva's brain. (Video)

-Jason announces that he is now on a mission to bulk to 260 pounds. Heart attackening. The Hindenburg Era is officially about to go into full swing.

-Balloon Prick goes to the "boofay" at Golden Corral with Andrew and attempts to put the place out of business. He proceeds to call himself a garbage disposal unit after eating all of the slop. Andrew calls him the human dishwasher. Janoy marks his territory on the pizza by coughing on it. Truly sickening. Jason eats five or six helpings of slop (as he calls it continuously in front of everyone -- chefs, waitresses, fellow diners) in his quest to rival The Hindenburg as the biggest balloon. He eats chocolate covered strawberries, stem and all, while doing a bizarre wheezing laugh that sounds like a literal pig. All of Coath Adam's hard work has officially swirled down the toilet. Janoy consumes approximately 300,000,000,000,000 calories total for his dirty bulk. He also lets random patrons at the boofay know that he's a YouTube bodybuilder celebrity with 90 million views. (Video)

-Balloon Prick's bodyweight soars to 230 pounds. Leanest he's ever been, bro. The Piss Lord tells us that he will dirty bulk until January. He predicts that his weight by then will be 300 pounds ripped (he uses the weights of IFBB pro Mr. Olympia bodybuilders as a reference). Janoy Giovanni will then "cut" before his upcoming show. Estimated year of bodybuilding show: 3523.

-Someone enters Janoy into an online "Physique Of The Week" contest, and despite having the worst physique by far, he wins the contest by a thousand votes, much to the annoyance of the people who actually dieted and worked hard on their physiques. Screenshot of the voting results here. Jason shows up to the gym in a joyous mood, delighted to be on the receiving end of "politics" for once after being screwed over in all of his previous bodybuilding shows just like Mike Mentzer in 1980 Mr. Olympia. He claims that Physique Of The Week is giving him a supplement sponsorship, a weekly cash amount, $100 of free supplements and an interview. He proceeds to brag about this and his upcoming t-shirt/jumper line to a random woman on the cable machine.

-However, Physique Of The Week's owner Rick Hall decides not to give the contest win to Jason and instead gives it to second place, despite the clear rules that wins are decided by votes alone, sparking a massive outcry from Jason's sizeable fanbase. The Sith Lord issues Order 66 against POTW and Rick Hall. POTW quickly disables the ability to make comments on their Facebook page and delete any posts mentioning the Piss Lord's win. Witnesses begin to message the site's sponsors with their opinions on this outrage. Rick Hall begins a massive cover up.

-Facebook deletes Physique Of The Week's page after Witnesses report it for being a scam. POTW locks their twitter. Not only do Optimum Nutrition and Monster Supplements confirm that their sponsorship is dropped, but we find out that they had actually stopped sponsoring the contest long ago and that it's illegal for their logos to be used on the POTW site anymore. It's also discovered that Rick Hall is a scumbag whose videos are full of fake likes/comments that he bought, and he's also a roided up fake natty who used to private message people on message boards offering to sell them roids. Rick Hall pisses himself and in a last ditch effort to save face he puts out a press release claiming that the Shitlord bought Facebook votes to win the contest. This claim is totally laughable (especially in light of Jason's notorius Jewishness) and Rick Hall continues to be relentlessly trolled. A gallery of screengrabs related to the scandal.

-Jason releases a video claiming that Rick Hall contacted him personally and apologized, offering him the interview and prize. It is legitimately the most heartfelt video that Jason has ever put out, acknowledging Witnesses as his "pals" and "buddies" and being delighted that all of his "hard work" has finally been recognized. The interview never ends up happening, but Physique Of The Week's contest and website is nevertheless completely destroyed and defunct from that point on. (Video)

-Poonycheeps sees the shitstorm resulting from the Physique Of The Week scandal as an opportunity to accuse Genova's Witnesses of organizing a raid, which is against the rules of The Misc, despite the fact that they were righting a legitimate injustice. The last straw may have been a prominent Witness named Alfha printing out a picture of Jason's stepsister Shelley Frantzen and jizzing all over it. Genova's Witnesses are permanently banned from The Misc and once again exiled to FitMisc.

-We learn from Andrew on the newest Delray Misfits episode that the Hindenburg sent a picture to someone showing that he likes his smelly angus peppered by going knuckle deep. This spawns his latest nickname KD or Knuckle Deep, and a new Genovaverse term, "Knuckle deepening."

-Jason brings the Hindenburg Era to a premature end, his dirty bulk sputtering out as he is unable to break the 230 pound plateau, because after that point he actually has to work to gain weight. The entertainment value of his videos have plummeted to dire levels. Witnesses worry that The Ment may finally be dead, but they will be flabbergasted over what comes next ...



I'm Not Hindenburg Anymore Bro Era (October 2014 - September 2015)



-Jason resolves to end the Hindenburg phase, and after a chance encounter in the gym he gets a new coath, Debbie D'Andrea (go to debradandrea.com if you dare), a dominatrix/bodybuilder/powerlifter/porn star who is built like The Rock and sounds like she smokes 40 a day. She is Big Richard in female form. She teaches Jason correct form, actually following a proper routine and doing abs. Jason is actually willing to listen to her because she's comically bigger than him and outlifts him. (Video)

-While doing a workout video with new coath Debbie, Janoy unleashes the Dungeon Slayer in him on his mom (who got a job at World Gym as a personal trainer somehow). She confronts the almost 30 year old Piss Lord about him rudely leaving Debbie out to dry for five minutes while he went to fetch his camera, then the Sith Lord grabs his mom and yells, "STOP IT, STOP IT!" Parental abusening, scambaldening, STOP IT STOP ITening. His mom merely looks her lizard eyes at the camera as if his behaviour is completely expected, Norma Batesening. (Video)

-Janoy reunites with former coath Adam for one video, who is less than amused at Janoy's rapid Hindenburgening weight gain and how all of his hard work went down the shitter. Adam inspects his wallet for old times' sake and finds it full of receipts from various boofays Janoy has engorged in. (Video)

-Jason gets some good workouts in with Coath Debbie. Jason is scared to disobey her, and he greatly respects her opinions on bodybuilding. They both agree that Arnold's physique was "feminine" compared to Dorian Yates. Jason repays Debbie for her time and services by urging his fans to visit her porn site at the end of videos. Things are looking very promising for this mutually beneficial arrangement, but unfortunately the Coath Debbie era abruptly ends. Deb was tired of all of the unwanted attention and trolling and she asks Andrew to delete all of the videos that she was in. Coath Killer Janoy strikes again, everything he touches turns to piss.

-Tim Terwilliger, an amateur bodybuilder and longtime Genova's Witness moves to Florida to take up a job with Blackstone Labs and agrees to train Janoy on the side. Janoy, despite coming from a loaded family, paying no rent and basically having all his earnings as pocket money to do with as he wishes, is "broke" constantly, and has the shamelessness and Jewishness to ask Tim for gas money on countless occasions (this despite Tim being legit broke and newly married). (Video)

-Tim fills in for Coath Deb and trains Jason to the best of his ability, but without Adam's level of commitment it soon fizzles out and surprise surprise Tim's job falls through and he ends up living in his car before moving back in with his parents in Connecticut with his wife, leaving Jason alone. Coath Tim era is over almost before it began. He still contacts Janoy and coaths him over the phone, sends him a bunch of supplements, but with Jason being a reprehensible liar with no work ethic this is merely a nicety on his part, and he is soon dumped. Once again Jason has killed another coath and his coath's life has turned to piss.

-Jason's appearances and video output declines, diet is obviously non existent, yet because in his head he has "stopped bulking" (though he probably only eats slightly less of his usual fill of shite), he maintains he is "getting lean bro" in every camera appearance, despite his physique barely changing and him being fat as fuck. Jason uploads rarely, has all but forgotten what "Coath Dib" and Coath Tim had shown him. Work ethic back to zero, shit workouts, hammer curls + bicep curls, endless chest days with 3 sets of 5 reps bench press before leaving the gym and "intermittent cardio" where he jogs gently for five minutes and then sits down and repeats for an hour (BPM not even once).

-As a result of the shit-tier quality of ments Jason is providing, the trolling steps up to a whole new level from members of the notorious Monkey Prick Facebook group, known as "Monkey Prickers", who specialize in trolling/harassing Jason and other Genovaverse characters (they were the prime suspects in causing Coath Debbie to quit). Jason is enticed to cook dinner for imaginary girls (Sickening tilapia and oats). They also bait him into driving for an hour to pick up an imaginary girl, which Jason falls for multiple times.

-Pudding Head gives a shoutout to "Anal KD Supplements" and actually makes a few videos shouting out "Anal KD Supplements" or "KD anal gel". Here's the transcript from one video: "Kris ... uh ... Samsamson or Simpson from uh ... Newz ... Australia New Zealand's getting a shoutout and it's Ane ... KD Anal gel, the best gel on the market. K ... k... uh ... KD Anal gel is the best uh supplement on the market. Wiz ... is K-anal Anal gel dot com ... k k k KD uh rectal abdominal anal gel dot com. A sickening shoutout ... K-anal". (Video)

-Jason's online coath Ian McCarthy arrives in Delray Beach to provide some much needed ments. His visit was much hyped, as plans were underway for a visit to the zoo to have Jason interact with his biological parents. The visit turns out to be a disappointment, but we do get a fascinating video where they go out to a restaurant with Jason and it's discovered that he has an extraordinary memory: he is able to recall the date and even the exact time when the Titanic hit an iceberg, and then the exact time it sank, among other historical facts that Ian quizzes him on. Rain Manening. (Video)

-Jason laughs for several minutes at the death of famous fitness guru Greg Plitt (well he DID try to outrun a train) and manages to get some of the other Delray Misfits to engage in his scumbaggish behavior, most notably Battletoad/giant rat hybrid Fat Fucking Lenny who goes off on a rant about visiting gay bars, scat etc. This joking/mocking of Greg Plitt's bizarre, and honestly, potato mode of death creates a lot of controversy and hate from Greg Plitt fans, which could be deemed overly sensitive or hypocritical considering this is standard Genova behaviour when confronted with death, real life, anything outside of his fantasy world. Andrew later issues an apology on behalf of the Iron Icicle (feel cold member me fans) on his YouTube page for his remarks about Greg Plitt, though we have yet to hear an actual apology from Jason himself. (Video)

-New questions about Janoy's sexual preferences arise with the dawning of 2015. Does our Sith Lord enjoy the dark side of the force a little too much? Does his constant threat of, "All shove a red lightsaber up your candy ass" have a Freudian subtext? With the banning of Genova talk on bodybuilding.com's Misc forum, and the subsequent scattering of Genova's Witnesses across various message boards spreading the gospel of Genova far and wide, the Muscular Development forum's resident ex Genovaverse character Ron Harris has been dragged right back into the middle of the Genova saga. A FitMiscer claims he remembers reading on MD about Jason licking peanut butter off of Ron's chest when they did their collaboration back in the My Story Era. When questioned, the happily married, devoutly Christian father of two Ron Harris immediately denies these accusations for obvious reasons. Another FitMiscer says, "I thought it was supposed to be a joke but when I asked Jason on facebook he said it happened but he doesn't do it anymore." We are left with so many questions: why did Ron do it? Why is Ron always butthurt? Is Jason "Mr. No Homo" Genova a homo? We may never know the answers to these questions, but we do know one thing for sure: It piss.

-To further add to the no homo/full homo debate surrounding Janoy, Monkey Prickers have at various points over the past few months exchanged texts via Facebook with Jason of a homosexual nature, with him asking for posing pictures, admitting to liking men (it only fun huehuehue) and then telling the Monkey Pricker not to tell anyone. Screenshots emerge of Jason asking for pictures of other guys' dicks. He responds to one dick picture with, "nices ! it big mabye it hurt bit... but i sith lord can take !" In another conversation he says, "gey it better, no stress, just fun". When confronted with these statements, Mr. No Homo explains, "My mind clouded like Anakin!" (Screenshots)

-Andrew promises Jason a surprise at the gym, and his idol/crush PJ Braun walks in. It is the first time that he has acknowledged Jason's existence since the break up over a year ago. They film a reunion workout video together that once again has Jason gushing about "PeeJay" and the Iron Parrot returns to repeat every second word out of PJ's mouth. A couple months later, Jason also makes a guest appearance on Aaron Singerman's channel in a video with one of their sponsored bodybuilders Aaron Clark, who is training to compete in the Arnold Classic. Jason proceeds to give a homo erotic commentary of Aaron Clark's posing routine, uttering things like, "God you look great" after he slips his shirt off for the first time. (Video)

-Janoy Likes the "Gay Bodybuilders" and "Gay Community" pages on his Facebook. Jason has officially crossed over to the dark side ... huehuehuehuehue (Screenshot) 

-Jason announces plans to compete in the Ruby Championships bodybuilding show with Big Lenny. Fears that he will drop out like usual are possibly abated by Big Lenny's promise that he will pick up Jason and throw his ass on stage if he has to. If he ends up going through with it, it will be the first bodybuilding show that Jason has competed in since the Abz of Adoniss show three years ago.

-Jason gets a new camera, signalling the end of the infamous Chad Betrayal Cam. Unfortunately, the new camera does not have the feature of self editing videos, and since Jason is too lazy to learn how to edit videos (even though Andrew offered to teach him several times), all of his vids are now 20 minute long tracking shots with no cuts, we Children Of Men now.

-A creepy skinny bearded hipster shows up in Delray Beach and says he's filming a Jason Genova documentary. He only gets two days worth of footage and then disappears. The jury is out on this documentary ever seeing the light of day. (Video)

-Lee Priest calls Jason "The godfather of retards" in a video, re-igniting the Jason Genova/Lee Priest feud from the early My Story Era. Jason pretends to be mad, but he's clearly relishing in the attention and tries to milk the feud for all it's worth. He mocks Lee for never having won a "Mr. Arnold Classic" competition. The 5' 7" Jason Genova also enjoys being able to lord his height over someone else for once, calling Lee a "manlet" and a "dorf." (Video)

-The leftover Hindenburg fat proves difficult to shed, so Jason invents the "Ethiopian Crackhead Diet" to lean down for his show, which consists of only protein shakes, almonds and Quest Bars. He eventually gets a new "supplement coath" named Wesley who looks like a total goober and could honestly pass for Jason's brother, but he actually won a national teen bodybuilding show ten years ago. Andrew and Brad agree to pay Jason $100 each if he actually gets his body fat below 10% for the show. If he fails, he promises to take them out to a fancy steakhouse that costs $100 for a steak. We can be certain that Andrew and Brad don't need to worry about Jason getting below 10% body fat, and it is equally certain that Jason won't come through on his promise to take them out to the steakhouse.

-The Iron Chef aka "Chef Crackhead" releases another video showing off his cooking skills, so you know it's gonna be good. After struggling to turn on the stove, he finally drops a frozen fish straight from the freezer into the pan. After it's done, he puts it on a dirty plate that had been sitting in the sink for God knows how long, after wiping it with a filthy sponge. He notices that the sink is clogged with mold, and attempts to unclog it by reaching his hand into the drain and pulling out all the disgusting muck. He then proceeds to eat his meal without even bothering to wash his hand. Afterward, to show everyone what a sophisticated gentleman he is, he pours himself some Pinot Grigio wine and drinks it out of a dirty ass blender cup with a bunch of shit floating around in it. (Video)

-The 30 year old Jason Genova announces that he has officially fallen to the dark side and demands to be referred to as "Lord Vader" from now on, not Jason Genova. One Witness says in the comments section: "Gotcha. Monkey Prick it is." (Video)

-Darth Tater is recorded having a drink with a fan. The fan asks Jason who his all time favourite coath was, and he answers PJ Braun. He says that he didn't like Adam, the coath who got him into better shape than he had ever been in his whole life. Well that's unfortunate, this shocking display of ingratitude has probably burned the bridge for a potential reunion with Coath Adam. On the bright side, PJ must be flattered that Jason thinks so highly of him. Maybe he'll think about working with Jason agai-- "I don't like his wife though. His wife doesn't like me. She's a cunt." Oh dear. (Video)

-Miraculously, a couple weeks before the Ruby Championships, Genova actually manages to diet down to 180 lbs by following a salmon and green beans diet suggested by Big Jay Masters. His weight is now roughly the same as it was during his Adam Era peak, but his physique does not look exactly the same. His abs aren't as lean as they were back then, but he does look bigger. The bet that Andrew, Brad, and Jason made regarding Jason's body fat ends up being called off after the calipers test him at 8% body fat, which is obviously inaccurate. The consensus is that his true body fat is somewhere between 12% - 14%, but the only way to know for sure would be to pay for an expensive underwater body fat test. It's actually rather surprising that Jason accepts the inaccuracy of the calipers without a fight, rather than throwing a tantrum about rightfully winning the $200 for being below 10%. (Video)

-Marc Lobliner of Tiger Fitness gets pestered by Genova's Witnesses, telling him to collab with The Sith Lord. He goes on a Poonycheeps-like rant rebuking all of Jason's fans for "picking on a disabled man" and says that he has better things to do than spend time collaborating with Jason. Lord Vader issues Order 66 against "Marc Lowrider." All of his videos are promptly swamped with troll comments by Witnesses, and the like to dislike ratio of his videos plummets to 1:10. This couldn't come at a worse time for Marc, because the Mr. Olympia is going on, and he's in the process of posting videos plugging his supplements. Terrified of the power of the dark side, Marc surrenders and apologizes to Jason and his fans, and says that he is willing to collab with Jason in the future. He also sends him a package of free supplements. Lord Vader calls for additional Order 66s against other targets: Rich Piana and Vince G. Rich Piano's channel proves difficult for the Sith army to penetrate, since it is already completely infested with trolls, and invading it is like pissing into an ocean of piss. (Video)

-Hype for the impending Ruby Championships reaches a fever pitch. Andrew says that many of the Misfits will be at the show, as well as PJ Braun, Adam Harper, and more. He says that he will film as much of the show as he can, and promises that it will be the greatest bodybuilding related video of all time. In the days leading into the contest, even Lord Vader's crappy late night webcam videos where he poses and redundantly repeats himself for 3 minutes get a lot of likes and few dislikes; the Order 66 victories over various fitness industry figures has really brought the Genova's Witnesses together. Genova's popularity skyrockets as more and more people become curious about the buzz surrounding the Ruby Championships, and wonder who was responsible for bringing these major YouTube channels to their knees. Adam Pollard also releases a video announcing his impending return. The Ment may be entering a new golden age. After the Ruby Championships, everyone will know the Sith Lord's name.

-Lord Vader's show at the Ruby Championships goes down. The Iron Penny Pincher didn't want to buy a proper spray tan, so he instead got Nate to spray him with cooking oil that he got from Costco (???????). He rushes through his entire posing routine in about 15 seconds without holding his poses, so he awkwardly keeps repeating them all while his Star Wars music finishes playing out (double the poses = double the points!). He wins third place ... out of three competitors. Hilariously enough, simply by getting a top 3 finish, he receives a trophy and apparently has qualified for Nationals, once again proving the legendary Jason Genova adage that "Sometimes nobody shows up and you automatically win." Jason disrespects all of Coath Andrew's hard work in training him by having the MC announce that he was trained by PJ Braun, who didn't even come to the show. Jason is sad that neither he nor Adam came to the show to support him. But not to worry: A large contingent of Genova's Witnesses bought tickets to the show to cheer him on. They are waiting for him in the lobby after the competition is over, and they hoist him up and chant "Jason! Jason! Jason!" (Video)



The Year of the Monkey Prick (September 2015 - Present)





-In Jason's post contest interview, he declares himself to be more powerful than The Pope and the next Zyzz. He says that he's doing another show in November, but it's going to cost him a few hundred dollars. He says, "Someone's gonna have to cough up that money." We can assume that Jason Jewnova is referring to somebody other than himself. Although the spotlight was shined on Jason during the Ruby Championships, he wastes the opportunity by releasing a bunch of pointless videos in the weeks afterwards. He executes a series of Order 66s against large fitness channels in an attempt to draw more attention to himself: Lui Marco, Vegan Gains, Elliot Hulse, Christian Guzman, Nick Wright, and Kali Muscle, among others. Although the pisstroopers were happy to carry out Order 66s in the past, they quickly grow weary of them. Messing with Kali Muscle in particular proves to be a mistake, because he retaliates by putting a voodoo curse on Jason; this proves to be effective. Dissent in the ranks abounds, and Jason's videos go back to the way they were before the Ruby Championships hype: more dislikes than likes. (Video)

-Jason's run of awful videos continues for a good month. He makes a series of redundant webcam videos where he repeatedly stresses that there's no money in bodybuilding. Jason gets yet another new coath, a guy who runs a gym called "The Wolves Den" and he owns actual wolves as pets. Jason "preps" for his next show, which involves getting fatter than he was at the Ruby, apparently. Jason Genova posing in his underwear in the middle of the weight room is such a common sight in World Gym that people don't even bat an eye anymore. Jason also makes a video congratulating himself for reaching 20,000 subscribers. (Video)

-Lord Vader reviews a movie that isn't even out yet: the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens. He gives a spoiler warning AFTER he drops a spoiler. He declares that this yet to be released movie is better than the prequel trilogy, Episodes I, II, and III, but isn't as good as the original trilogy, Episodes IV, V, and VI. He says that the original trilogy was the best, especially The Empire Strikes Back, and that "Phantom of the Menace" and the rest of the prequel trilogy was horribly done. Jason is obviously just parroting the popular critical opinion of the Star Wars movies; in reality he NEVER talks about the original trilogy, and is totally obsessed with the prequel trilogy, constantly posting the cringeworthy romance scenes from Attack of the Clones (I HATE SAND!) on Facebook and YouTube, due to his not autism OCD fixation on Anakin Skywalker, because he feels like his own life is a mirror image of Anakin's. He clearly isn't willing to come clean with his true feelings: that the Star Wars prequels are the greatest cinematic masterpieces ever produced, and that Anakin Skywalker is the best written character of all time. (Video)

-Jason heads to the Dayana Cadeau Classic. He walks up to every single supplement booth (including one manned by MMA fighter Daniel Straus) and immediately begins telling them that he's a /YouTuber with over 20,000 subscribers, his own t-shirt company, his own supplement company, that he's about to collab with Chris Jones, and that his coath is PJ Braun. "It's not a lie if you believe it." --George Costanza. Before leaving each booth, he grabs an entire handful of sample packets, giving birth to the new nickname "Sample Prick." (Video)

-International YouTube celery Jason "Janoy" Giovanni Cresnova finally gets the recognition that he deserves: An article in the Miami New Times magazine. Amusingly, his picture on the cover page is next to the title "Bulk up for winter." One particularly great quote in the article from Andrew: "The whole story of Jason is him trying to become a professional bodybuilder. He tries and fails, tries and fails. Every time he gets close to succeeding, he slips down and starts from square one. It's a story that has no end." The article later won a Sigma Delta Chi Award for journalism. Next stop: Time Magazine.

-Adam Harper re-emerges in an unexpected way: having frequently done business with PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman in the past, he buys another $19,000 worth of Blackstone Labs supplements for his retail company Get Fit Fast. His primary method of reselling products was to aggressively undercut everybody else on Amazon, but Amazon pulls Blackstone Labs products off their site due to their questionably safe ingredients. Because of this, Adam claims in a phone call that he can no longer find buyers and asks for a refund for the $19,000 worth of supplements, but PJ refuses because he's unhappy about Adam violating an agreement to not sell their products below a certain price. Adam responds by claiming that he never received the supplements in the first place, and threatens to issue a chargeback with his credit card company and take Blackstone Labs to court. PJ is not scared, because he has several pieces of evidence to prove that Adam is lying. Jason received a lot of hate for professing loyalty to PJ over Adam in a video a few months ago, but was he right all along? Adam warns PJ in the phone call, "I'm not small time." Rumour has it that Adam will be enlisting the services of ace attorney Scott Miller. (Video)

-PJ Braun is beginning to open up to Jason again, occasionally filming him for scenes in his new reality show, Beauty & Braun (no, the "Beauty" isn't Jason, it's PJ's wife). He also invites Jason to a private screening of the new Star Wars movie when it comes out. A number of bodybuilding industry celebrities will be there too, like Jay Cutler. Despite all these generous offers, Jason Jewnova attempts to sell PJ an autographed copy of the New Times magazine that he appeared in for $20.

-After the Paris terrorist attacks on November 13 in which 130 people were killed, Lord Vader calls for an Order 66 on ISIS for, "Calling the French names, and saying they speak French and stuff like that." No apology video from ISIS yet. (Video)

-People are beginning to worry about Janoy Cresva's mental health; he starts making videos where he begins talking about something normal like going to the gym, then suddenly and without warning a spontaneous autism attack breaks out where he laughs like Woody Woodpecker and randomly yells out things like, "NATCHA BOY RIC FLAIR! WOOO! NATCHA BOY RIC FLAIR! WOOOO! WOOO!" and then reverts back to talking about what he was before as if nothing happened. (One example of many)

-Nate drives Jason to a Strength Camp event held by Elliot Hulse. Nate tells Jason, "Don't worry, I'll pay for all your Strength Camp stuff." Jason replies, "All right no problem." Pissening. There's a huge lineup to meet and take a picture with female physique champion Dana Linn Bailey. Jason gives zero fucks, completely ignores the line, walks straight up to Dana, puts on a pair of aviator sunglasses and takes some pics with her, gives her a copy of the New Times magazine that he was featured in, then leaves. With this, Jason Genova cements his status as the most alpha YouTuber. (Video)

-The Iron Extortionist has an impressive run of hustling money out of people: He convinces PJ Braun and Aaron Singerman to cough up $200 to fund his bodybuilding show in Hialeah, later convinces Lui Marco to give him $200 out of pity, and $300 from Chris Jones (also pity). Jason is absolutely convinced that Chris Jones is going to become his new coath, and that he's going to commute all the way to Texas for coathing sessions. Chris Jones might not be aware that he's going to become Jason's coath, somebody ought to let him know. (Video)

-Jason's bodybuilding show at Hialeah goes down. It had very little hype around it, because everybody just assumed that he was going to drop out like he usually does, so it comes as a surprise. Jason uses his signature technique of substituting spray tan with cooking oil. After seeing an Instagram picture that Jason posted of himself all ready for the show, a Genova's Witness comments, "Janoy looks like a Syrian refugee." Although Nate was nice enough to drive Jason to the show, Jason instead credits former IFBB pro Mike Quinn with driving him in an attempt to gain cred. Jason finishes in last place out of four competitors. Amusingly, after the third and second place winners are announced, the two people left are Jason and a guy who looks just like Brad; Brad's doppelganger immediately begins celebrating before the first place winner is even announced, rightfully assuming that it's not going to be Jason. (Video)

-Controversy erupts when PJ Braun, in one of his Periscope videos, calls Jason autistic and says that he's gentle with him because "He's a little slow." Jason gets wind of the video and writes on his Facebook, "My heart so hurt. My own bother fuck me over I loved" Witnesses are worried that this will destroy the relationship between the two and bring an end to future ments, like the Star Wars screening. Not to worry: PJ gives Jason some free supplements and with that, all is forgiven. PJ is clearly taking his Beauty & Braun reality show very seriously and wants it to be successful; hilariously, when he posts episodes that don't feature Jason, they are swamped with mass dislikes and troll comments from radical Witnesses (eg "Disliked and reported for lack of Jason"), essentially forcing PJ to include The Iron Extortionist in the videos. (Video)

-The Genovasphere is rocked by a scandalous phone call in which Jason blames the Delray Misfits for his problems with getting dislikes on all of his videos. He expresses a desire to leave them behind and do his own thing, and then tells the caller not to tell anybody. Jason also asks him to donate $1,000, and in Jason's infinite generosity, will send him some "free" t-shirts in return, because he's a humble human bean. The phone call causes the like/dislike ratio on all of his videos to plummet to Marc-Lobliner-After-Being-Order 66'd levels. It's feared that The Great Schism (The Great Pissm?) will be upon us, where Genova's Witnesses will split into two factions of Genova loyalists and Delray Misfits defectors. It all turns out to be overblown when the Delray Misfits basically ignore the phone call, because they understand by now that it's just Jason being Jason. (Phone call)

-Before the Boca Nutrition grand opening held by PJ and Aaron, Genova attempts to scam even more money out of them by making up a bizarre lie that he needs the cash to pick up his long lost, California state record holding powerlifting half brother at the airport. He also makes up an even more bizarre lie that his girlfriend can't come to the Star Wars screening because she has a urinary tract infection. Nate goes with him instead (Jason said he'd bring his girlfriend, and he shows up with Transsexual Nate, it piss). Jason was actually promoted as a celebrity guest star on advertisements for the Boca Nutrition grand opening event, but he is treated rather disrespectfully, not getting his own booth, and is quickly pushed out of the way by the Blackstone Labs entourage escorting Kai Greene when Jason attempts to greet him. Pitifully, the Iron Traveling Salesman is reduced to walking around the event with a big cardboard box full of "Enjoy The Ment" t-shirts and trying to sell them to random people for 15 buck each. (Video)

-It turns out that Jason's imaginary girlfriend who got a urinary tract infection might actually be real: A minor Instagram star named Christina "oldschoolbikini" Romanova. She has a fairly decent body, and as for her face, well ... It's not ugly, but it's unique, let's just say that. She is employed by Marc Lobliner as a writer for Tiger Fitness. She claims that she was in classes for gifted children and is going to be a neurosurgeon soon, despite the fact that she writes at an elementary school level (example article). Perhaps she misunderstood the meaning of her "Special Education" classes. Witnesses are suspicious that she's just leading Jason on and using him for Instagram followers (her popularity explodes after getting involved with Jason), but she soon makes a video confirming that they are in an online relationship together, and crowns herself "The Piss Queen." Jason sends her a Christmas present: Two boxes full of Blackstone Labs supplements that he got for free from PJ and Aaron. (Video)

-The equally delusional oldschoolbikini and Jason seem like a match made in potato heaven ... unfortunately, the video she made about being Jason's girlfriend is suddenly deleted, as well as her title of "The Piss Queen" on her Instagram description. It's rumoured that her boss Marc Lobliner cockblocked Jason by ordering her to delete references to Jason on her Instagram. A renegade pisstrooper general named Misc Celltech Brah leads an Order 66 on his own against "Marc Lobsterliner, my favourite natural crustacean." Jason makes a video ordering the pisstroopers to stop attacking Marc, presumably because oldschoolbikini told him to because she's in danger of losing her job. The pisstrooper army is getting more and more out of Jason's control. He makes a video declaring that he is no longer Lord Vader, because he has found God and turned to the light side, it's sickening, it's pissening, it Acts 26:18ening. "My soul is erected." --Jason Genova. (Video)

-Marc Pocketliner threatens to sue mentally disabled bagboy Jason Genova in response to the attack from Witnesses, even though Jason had nothing to do with it, and in fact tried to stop it. It's also discovered that oldschoolbikini already has a boyfriend, and has cut off communication with Jason; at first, Jason deludes himself into believing that she's cheating on her boyfriend for him because he's a jacked YouTube celery, but he eventually accepts the truth that she was using him for followers all along. Although Jason had recently converted to the light side, he falls to the dark side once again (his soul was erected, but sometimes it goes flaccid). Despite Jason's approval rating being at an all time low in recent months, Witnesses cheer the return of Lord Vader after Jewbliner and oldschoolpotato's scumbag ways are exposed, and Jason enjoys full support from the pisstroopers once again. Even Brad appears in a video expressing support. Lord Vader issues what might be the most devastating Order 66 yet on oldschoolbikini and her master Marc Lobliner; Marc is quickly forced to disable comments and Likes/Dislikes on his YouTube channel, and oldschoolbikini shuts down her Instagram. All of her potato articles on Tiger Fitness, which had been deservedly downvoted to 1 star, magically climb back up to 4.5 stars with fake votes. This also casts suspicion on the authenticity of Marc's supplements all receiving perfect 5 star ratings, and Witnesses begin contacting the Better Business Bureau to investigate Tiger Fitness for fraud. Lobliner has clearly built his company by using sneaky and underhanded methods, like paying off Jason Blaha (who had previously been an extremely vocal critic of the supplement industry) to shill his products. Marc promoted Bio Gro as the next big thing in the supplement industry, then later claimed that he never hyped up Bio Gro that much when it turned out to be useless. His YouTube channel also has nearly 300,000 subscribers, but most of his videos struggle to crack 6,000 views, suggesting that he may have bought fake subscribers. Some conspiracy theorists believe that oldschoolbikini was planted by Marc Lowrider from the beginning to manipulate Jason as revenge for the Order 66 he suffered a few months ago. (Video)

-The Adam vs PJ legal drama takes an unexpected turn, with the court ruling in favour of Adam, despite all of the evidence to the contrary: the judge declares PJ's text messages and phone calls to be invalid evidence of Adam picking up the supplements, reasoning that they can be faked. PJ's fatal flaw was not writing up an official invoice for the supplement order (he was casual about it because he and Adam were friends). After the loss, PJ threatens to file a criminal charge of grand theft against Adam. With both parties wanting the ordeal to be over with, they settle out of court, with PJ providing Adam a partial refund (even though Adam had already sold most of the products that he allegedly stole). This will probably spell the end of any future relationship between Jason and Adam. If PJ forbade Jason from hanging around with Jonas for making him look foolish in a few videos, just imagine how mad he would be if Jason hung around with a guy who basically stole $19,000 from PJ ... and when forced to choose between Adam or "PeeJay", we all know who Jason is going to choose. In any case, this incident has proved beyond any doubt the existence of The Ment as a divine entity, and how people's destinies revolve around Jason Genova. It couldn't have been some random guy who ripped off former coath PJ and created a bunch of legal drama, it just had to be former coath Adam.

-Jason announces that he is coming out with his own supplement line and clothing company "Sickening Supps." Witnesses initially brush this off, because he has been talking about doing this for years now, and nothing came of it. This time however, Genova seems serious and is more aggressive when talking about it, probably taking inspiration from PJ Braun and his lavish CEO 10K a day lifestyle of Ferarris, big houses, and hot fit chicks on his dick all day. Witnesses begin to dream up all the possibilities: "Not In The A.M. Bro" pre-workout, "Hindenburg LXT" mass gainer ... Jason says that he wants to make products that actually work, unlike every other supplement company out there (he indirectly talks shit about Blackstone Labs with this statement, pissening). The Iron Philanthropist also claims that he will give back to the community, and pay all of his sponsored athletes a starting salary of $30,000 per year. Jason announces that he has started sponsoring people, and this is confirmed when Witnesses actually begin to find Instagram accounts of people who declare that they are sponsored by Sickening Supps (the quality of these "athletes" is indicative of the true budget of the Iron Jew). Jason talks about wanting to hire Albert Einstein to put illegal amphetamines into his pre-workout, but still get around the FDA. Jason will probably end up putting Sickening Supps stickers over his sizable cache of Blackstone Labs supplements and selling them.

-Jason claims that he has been contacted by Fox News, and that they want to interview him on Friday at 3:50 PM "before the politics debate." This sounds believable at first, especially in light of the fact that the New Times magazine genuinely did a story on him recently, but upon closer inspection, the red flags of this being a troll job become apparent: 3:50 is an auspicious number in bodybuilding.com culture because it's "tree fiddy," and Jason stating that he's being interviewed before the politics might be referencing the Genova meme of blaming "politics" for every loss he suffers in a bodybuilding show. Even more suspiciously, Jason gives a shoutout to Gideon, who might be referencing the infamous $3.50 birthday gift, and Adam Pollard. The Delray Misfits express doubt about the interview's authenticity, despite Jason's insistence that IT'S LEGIIIIIIIIIIIT! Jason later announces that his interview is being moved to Saturday, because the Fox News station suffered a serious kitchen leak, and this ridiculous new development puts the whole thing to bed and is never mentioned again. (Video)

-The Sith Lord becomes fixated on the idea that Natalie Portman Liked his Instagram video. This is important because Jason thinks that he's Anakin Skywalker, and is therefore obsessed with the idea of marrying Princess Amidala from the Star Wars prequels, even going so far as to base his fake dead fiancee Jennifer on her. When Nate asks him how he's so sure that it's the real Natalie Portman, he replies that there are 30 Natalie Portman accounts on Instagram, but she must run one of them. Jason contacts the person who runs the Natalie Portman account that Liked his video, and the person straight up tells Jason that he's not actually Natalie Portman. This just makes Jason believe that she's denying it because she's in love with him, but doesn't want the world to know. This gives some insight into the inner workings of Pudding Head's brain: rather than gather facts about a situation and make a conclusion based on them, he instead creates a preconceived conclusion about the situation, then fits the facts into this narrative. (Video)

-Jason finally finds the chemistry genius that he's been looking for to get his supplement company off the ground: a freshman college student named Austin. They announce the grand opening of the Sickening Supps clothing store: It's the shittiest looking website of all time (yes, even worse than Genovapedia) powered by a poverty website template called Weebly. The t-shirt designs are horrendous and unimaginative, not making use of the infinite creative possibilities of the Genovaverse. One of the shirts just has a generic picture of an eagle holding a barbell (which was stolen from somewhere) with the text "Sickening Supps" below it. T-shirt prices fluctuate wildly throughout the day. Under shipping information it says: "Should ship fast." Under return policy: "No returns." Sounds reassuring. The website also advertises a special sale of 0% off (I really wish that I could make this shit up). (Picture)

-Jason and Austin are so goddamn incompetent that the Sickening Supps operation doesn't even last one full day before blowing up in their faces. Austin says that the website got hacked, which actually means that one of the potatoes gave out the password, or it was simply guessed (it was probably something really obvious like "sickening" or "Darth Vader"). What's more, a major scandal looms because unbelievably, people were actually stupid enough to buy $700 worth of shirts, and they demand refunds after the website disappears. It turns out that the shirts never even existed; Jason and Austin planned to take all the money as pre-orders, and then make the shirts later. Jason denies that he has the $700, claiming that he's "a poor pauper" and throws his business partner under the bus, saying that it's his problem. Jason later makes a video admitting that he stole "A couple hundred bucks, it's not that bad, I'm entitled to it, I'm a human bean." It's discovered that he was lured into making this video by somebody offering him a fake MuscleTech sponsorship if he confessed to stealing the money. It looks like Jason's "Craig Titus prison rape workout video" might actually become a reality ... however, Austin later comes out and proves that he refunded everybody who ordered shirts, but Jason tried to stop him because he wanted to pocket the money instead ("It's an investment in the company, they'll understand bro, they're freaks"). Austin states that after all the smoke cleared, the $700 was totally refunded, and the only person who lost money was himself, because Jason owes him $60 for buying the failed website. This means that Jason lied about stealing hundreds of dollars in order to secure a MuscleTech sponsorship, which isn't really surprising, considering he once lied about shooting steroids in order to get out of admitting that he cheated on his diet. (Austin eggsplains the situation)

-Jason successfully deflects attention off his attempt to steal $700 by somehow doing something even worse shortly after: sending a video of himself jacking off to a 17 year old girl. Despite the blurry video quality, and lack of any distinguishing human features other than a hand and a cock, there can be no doubt as to who it is: the telltale brass bedposts of Genova are visible, along with the rest of the 1950s decor of his grandma's former home, with Jason's Star Wars poster just out of frame. Survivors who witnessed this video report that it's not the visual that haunts them, but the audio, because Jason makes a strange sound as he approaches climax that can only be described as goat-like, truly living up to his nickname "The Gunting Goat." Any hopes of the video quickly being suppressed and forgotten about are dashed as news of it spreads across the Internet. Several YouTube fitness celeries even chime in with their own worthless opinions on the matter for views, despite knowing nothing about the situation, or the law. Jason apparently sent the video to a girl who decided to lead him on to get attention in a Facebook group, but she ended up getting more than she bargained for ... amusingly, prior to the incident, Ron Harris was spotted on Facebook warning Jason about talking to the girl because she looked young, to which Jason responded, "Stop talk shit." Jason finally admits to being mentally challenged in a response video, which is a milestone, since he has always denied it. However, it's entirely possible that The Iron Scam Artist doesn't actually believe it, and in his mind he's lying to everyone about being mentally challenged in order to save his own ass legally. Andrew and Brad make Jason promise that from now on, any girl who wants to see his dick has to come over to his house and suck it. (Video. No, not the video of Jason whacking off if that's what you're worried about)

-It's the end of an era: "The Mecca of Bodybuilding" World Gym, formerly known as Delray Fitness, closes down. Word is that management was behind on paying rent. The gym's instantly recognizable ugly green glow was a mainstay in videos for years. The deplorable conditions and incompetent management is actually what enabled Jason Genova and Delray Misfits videos to be made in the first place; no gym with sane management would allow the frequent occurrences of loud swearing, Lenny blowing snot all over the equipment, Big Jay Masters bleeding all over the equipment, and filming inside the change rooms. A notice is posted on the locked door of World Gym that memberships will be honoured at Palm Beach Gym.

-Jason finally suffers the consequences of posting copyright infringing Star Wars videos on his Lord Vader channel when it gets taken over by Disney. At first Jason is upset, and accuses Mickey Mouse of stealing 70% of his YouTube revenue. However, he eventually comes to see it as a positive thing, reasoning that they were generous in allowing him to keep 30% of the revenue. He quickly begins wearing Mickey Mouse shirts and bragging to random people that he's sponsored by Disney. (Video)

-Genova becomes obsessed with the idea of charging people $3,000 a day to hang out with him. He believes it's a bargain because Natalie Portman charges $17,000, which is where he got the idea from. He says: "$17,000 an hour, that's RETARDED MONEY! WHO WOULD PAY THAT?? I'll do it, I'll pay it!" Jason plots a way to steal $17,000 from his mother. He's pessimistic about his chances of having sex with Natalie Portman even after ponying up all that cash: "She's got bodyguards all on her dick!" (Video)

-Predictably, the Delray Misfits are quickly kicked out of Palm Beach Gym for the antics that they regularly enjoyed engaging in at World Gym. They are now without a home; rumour has it that Jason Genova trains at LA Fitness. Andrew and Brad journey there, find him and join him. The rest of the Misfits are still scattered. Andrew is reluctant to film Jason as often as he did before in fear of getting kicked out again, so Brad, who doesn't give a shit, becomes a frequent camera man for Jason. His acerbic commentary is a hit among Witnesses, and brings some flavour to Jason's usual boring workouts and locker room posing sessions. Although Brad is known for mocking and bullying Jason, an odd friendship begins to blossom between the two, as Brad begins to spend more time with Jason inside and outside of the gym.

-Jason and Nate take a road trip to Miami to attend the grand opening of the Iron Addicts gym. Jason finds out that his rival and Order 66 victim Marc Lobliner is inside the gym. Marc once claimed that if confronted by Genova, he would tell him to get out of his face. Well, Genova decides to put that to the test Surprisingly, Pocketliner is cordial with him, the two shake hands and make peace. With this, the pisstroopers appear to forgive Pocketliner for his past transgressions and the Order 66 on him expires, especially after he lends his services to help expose his former friend Jason Blaha, who is currently the target of the most thorough and destructive Order 66 in history as the Blaha Wars continue to rage on (Blaha will live to regret the day he crossed Jason Genova. See Blahapedia for more information). Marc even calls an Order 66 on Shredz because of the recent scandal of photoshopping their athletes. (Video)

-Next, Jason and Nate head to Orlando to attend the Europa fitness expo, where Rich Piana, another Order 66 victim, is in attendance. Jason shakes hands with him and gives his usual spiel that he's the famous YouTube celery Jason Genova. The Piano Man stops to think for a moment and says that his name sounds familiar ... he realizes that Genova was the one responsible for Order 66ing him many months ago. Eyewitnesses at the scene report that the 300 pound Piana got a crazed look in his eyes, as if he was on cocaine. He tells Jason that he was pissed off about his social media being overrun by pisstroopers and asks him to explain himself. Jason replies, "Is jus a joke bro, a funny joke" which is his go-to line that he has used to explain everything from being caught lying to engaging in acts of homosexuality. It doesn't work this time ... Piana is not satisfied and says that he wants to slap Jason to get back at him. Jason declines and nervously suggests that they have a posedown instead. Piana isn't having any of it, and suggests that they have a slapboxing match for five seconds. Jason reluctantly accepts ... what happens next sends shockwaves throughout the bodybuilding world: Piana slaps the shit out of Jason, hitting him with blows that are far harder than what was expected out of a friendly, joking slapboxing match as spectators look on in horror. After it's all over, Piana shakes hands with Jason (who looks like he's holding back tears) and makes him promise to never Order 66 him again. Andrew had once prophetically warned Jason that some day he was going to Order 66 the wrong person and get the shit beat out of him. The slapboxing incident has cast a dark cloud over the once amusing practice of Order 66ing various targets of Lord Vader's choosing. (Video)

-The slapboxing video rapidly becomes the most popular Jason Genova video of all time, with over a million views. The fitness scene explodes with news of the incident, and even some mainstream news outlets report on the mentally disabled man getting beat up by a huge bodybuilder. The Piano Man is finally forced to make a video addressing this public relations disaster: he claims that he didn't know about Janoy's mental problems, and says that when he was Order 66'd some months back, he and his wife received death threats from the pisstroopers all over his social media. He came to the conclusion that they were all fake accounts that Genova had made himself, which is kind of funny when you think about it. It's possible that he believed that Jason Genova alone was responsible for ALL of the troll comments that he received on his YouTube videos and Instagram posts (Piano's YouTube comments are literally 99% trolls making fun of him, it's almost impossible to find a serious one). In wake of all this, Genova's channel gets 10,000 new subscribers as people become curious about the bizarre tale of the Sith Lord. Genova, whose number one priority in life is always views and subscribers (with dignity far down the list), later admits that getting the shit slapped out of him by Piano was the best thing that ever happened to him. (Piana's explanation)

-Genova guest stars on the International Iron radio show with his on again, off again nemesis Lee Priest. Jason quickly takes over the show and hyperactively gives listeners an extended history lesson of his bodybuilding career, hardly letting anyone else get in a word. Lee takes shots at Jason throughout the whole show, all of which go right over his head. Some highlights:

Jason: I was totally natural in that show, 100% natural.
Lee: We can tell.

Jason: I came out big, and hard.
Lee: And delusional.

Jason: I bought my mom a nice diamond earring.
Lee: Just one?

Jason's mother can also be heard yelling at him for talking on the phone halfway through the interview. (Interview)

-After the Sickening Supps disaster, Genova seeks some real professional help for creating his own line of supplements, and PJ Braun expresses a desire to help him out in this regard. He wants to make a Jason Genova themed pre-workout and donate some of the proceedings to an autism charity (now why did he pick that charity I wonder?). He also offers to have Genova officially diagnosed by a medical professional to see what exactly is wrong with him ... can PJ Braun solve one of the saga's greatest unsolved mysteries? (Video)

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